" Said my voters have gone and left me and the allies hate me too, my wife's a dodgy dealer, (twang!) said, said my wife's a dodgy (twang!). Hang on I can do this bit - said my  wife's a dodgy dealer (strum!) and the labour rose is turning blue, said I, ain't got nobody, just singing the Ble-he-he-air blues... Thank you very much. Now I wanna play a number for ya, called Don't step on my red suede shoes... "