March 17th 2010
The crap website that will not die? 3 million visits, 10 million page views and still it lives? Time for a revamp and even...yes, an update? With REAL content? Watch this space!

December 3rd 2009
http://www.theartofcolour.co.uk.

November 23rd 2009
http://perfectyellow.co.uk - Perfect Yellow Photography Ltd: Professional Photographers in March, East Anglia, Cambridgeshire, for wedding, portrait, pet and event photography.

July 13th 2009
You still here? I thought you'd gone home.

January 25th 2009
I seriously recommend you try Torn City (www.torncity.com) it's an MMORPG like GTA without graphics. Hmmm, trust me it's a LOT better than it sounds. It's completely free (later you can donate for bonuses but it's not at all necessary, and you WILL become addicted!

July 14th 2008
Not happening is it?

April 23rd 2008
Nous sommes les rosbifs et je m'appelle Bob. 'appy san Georges day you Eenglish peegs - have some rognon de veau smothered in white pepper!

November 5th 2007
It's Bonfire Night and to celebrate we have the Purple Peppers Project. If the link between Purple Aki, Brian Peppers, Guy Fawkes and Morrisey isn't already plain, then prepare to be enlightened. As if we weren't shit enough already.

July 29th 2007
Arsenal 2-1 Inter Milan. Pictures from the Emirates Cup.

July 20th 2007
Guess what...? Harry Potter dies!!! harrydies.co.uk. Wah ya mean you haven't read the book yet it's been out for, oops. Sorry.

July 18th 2007
Hello! Time for an update I do believe. Not here though. You didn't think I meant...oh sorry. Ahem. Stand by for 2u2.me.uk, what's it all about, Alfieeeeeee?! You'll have to wait and see. Oh it's chips it's chips...

June 18th 2007
Erm...

December 7th 2006
1 day before Nintendo Wii release day and Game have shat on me. From a great height. Game are Shit!

August 16th 2006
Still here.

May 6th 2006
"You love men." The cleverest people on the internet continue to email me deceptively stupid messages in Feedback.

March 3rd 2006
Yorkshire Rapper - he's done the time, so now it's time to rhyme!

February 6th 2006
Jack Taylor the 55 stone legend has died.

February 3rd 2006
In the interests of free speech, here are the Muhammed Cartoons from Jyllands-Posten.

December 31st 2005
We're proud to unveil the third in our "Build a Better..." series of min-makeovers. Following in the footsteps of Bush and Blair comes Build a Better Fergie - yes it's him - Slur Alex Ferguson.

November 12th 2005
We've passed the million mark! Yes 2atoms.com has had over 1,000,000 unique, verified, non-bot, human visitors! Probably about time for some new content then eh? You betcha. Coming soon: tons of Worst of the Web submissions (keep 'em coming), more interviews with people that take themselves too seriously (including a repeat face-to-face with Chelski madman Jose Mourinho) and probably another Build-A-Better-Someone. Soon. Just don't hassle me for a definite date OK?

September 23rd 2005
Get out yer Jesus creepers and praise the lord! I've gone all God-like! Or have I? More munging missives over in Feedback...

August 18th 2005
Light is the Normal Speed of Stuff in the Universe - Just an idea I had but I'm no physicist so take it with a pinch of salt.

July 30th 2005
Lo! How are you all? An enforced broadband break kept us away from our beloved interweb for the last 2 weeks. Suffice to say the only viable updates were by way of the blog. If anyone knows why Blogger is now making the content shift down the page, please get in touch. Oh and verified page views for June were over 220,000. Nice!

July 6th 2005
Congratulations to London on being selected as the venue for the 2012 Olympics. As a Londoner I'm over the moon about this, particularly as it will take place in East London, where I was born. Tough luck to all the other contenders, particularly Paris.

June 25th 2005
Build a Better Blair was featured on Yahoo! UK's Office Attachments page yesterday and hence a record day with over 11,000 visits!

May 25th 2005
Wow! It seems Arsenal have won the FA Cup. Nici and Tone got squashed, beer-soaked and generally all-a-quiver with excitement in the spirit of things. Nici took some piccies on her phone on in the streets around Highbury after the game which I've used in my report of the big day.

May 22nd 2005
Wow! It seems Arsenal have won the FA Cup. Nici and Tone got squashed, beer-soaked and generally all-a-quiver with excitement in the spirit of things. Nici took some piccies on her phone on in the streets around Highbury after the game which I've used in my report of the big day.

May 16th 2005
Well spank my bottom and call me Susan! I'm more excited than a man who's just discovered that fig rolls are on "buy one get one free". It must be because Worst of the Web has returned from the grave. If you've not seen it - take a look. It's been by far the most popular part of the site over the last 2 years.

May 11th 2005
Arsenal 7 - 0  Everton. Oh my god. We just watched the biggest Premiership win of the last 6 seasons and the Gunners were simply magnificent. Man Utd, count the days until the FA Cup Final. Chelsea, enjoy your time as champions. Arsenal FC have not even peaked yet...

May 5th 2005
Well it seems we here in the Britain have another 4 years of lies, council tax and insincere grins. Yes, Blair's still the Prime Minister. Never mind - at least our Build a Better Blair will be topical tomorrow morning...

April 28th 2005
After a lengthy sojourn it's time for some more It Came Through My Letterbox malarkey! Under the doormat and under the spotlight this time is Professor Kedou, African Spiritual Healer.

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