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April 23rd 2008
Nous sommes les rosbifs et je m'appelle Bob. 'appy san
Georges day you Eenglish peegs - have some rognon de veau
smothered in white pepper! November 5th 2007
It's Bonfire Night and to celebrate we have the
Purple Peppers Project.
If the link between Purple Aki, Brian Peppers, Guy Fawkes and
Morrisey isn't already plain, then prepare to be enlightened. As
if we weren't shit enough already. July 29th 2007
Arsenal 2-1
Inter Milan. Pictures from the Emirates Cup.
July 20th 2007
Guess what...? Harry Potter dies!!!
harrydies.co.uk. Wah ya
mean you haven't read the book yet it's been out for, oops.
Sorry.
July 18th 2007
Hello! Time for an update I do believe. Not here though. You
didn't think I meant...oh sorry. Ahem. Stand by for
2u2.me.uk, what's it all
about, Alfieeeeeee?! You'll have to wait and see. Oh it's chips
it's chips...
June 18th 2007
Erm...
December 7th 2006
1 day before Nintendo Wii release day and Game have shat on me.
From a great height. Game are
Shit! August 16th 2006
Still here. May 6th 2006
"You love men." The cleverest people on the internet continue to
email me deceptively stupid messages in
Feedback. March 3rd 2006
Yorkshire Rapper - he's done
the time, so now it's time to rhyme! February 6th 2006
Jack Taylor
the 55 stone legend has died. February 3rd 2006
In the interests of free speech, here are the
Muhammed Cartoons from
Jyllands-Posten. December 31st 2005
We're proud to unveil the third in our "Build a Better..." series of min-makeovers. Following in the footsteps of Bush and Blair comes Build a Better Fergie - yes it's him - Slur Alex Ferguson.
November 12th 2005
We've passed the million mark! Yes 2atoms.com has had over 1,000,000 unique, verified, non-bot, human visitors! Probably about time for some new content then eh? You betcha. Coming soon: tons of Worst of the Web submissions (keep 'em coming), more interviews with people that take themselves too seriously (including a repeat face-to-face with Chelski madman Jose Mourinho) and probably another Build-A-Better-Someone. Soon. Just don't hassle me for a definite date OK?
September 23rd 2005
Get out yer Jesus creepers and praise the lord! I've gone all God-like! Or have
I? More munging missives over in Feedback...
August 18th 2005
Light is the Normal Speed of Stuff
in the Universe - Just an idea I had but I'm no physicist so take it with a
pinch of salt.
July 30th 2005
Lo! How are you all? An enforced broadband break kept us away from our beloved
interweb for the last 2 weeks. Suffice to say the only viable updates were by
way of the blog. If
anyone knows why Blogger is now making the content shift down the page, please
get in touch. Oh and verified page views for June were over 220,000. Nice!
July 6th 2005
Congratulations to London on being selected as the venue for the 2012 Olympics.
As a Londoner I'm over the moon about this, particularly as it will take place
in East London, where I was born. Tough luck to all the other contenders,
particularly Paris.
June 25th 2005
Build a Better Blair was featured on Yahoo! UK's Office Attachments page
yesterday and hence a record day with over 11,000 visits!
May 25th 2005
Wow! It seems Arsenal have won the FA Cup. Nici and Tone got squashed,
beer-soaked and generally all-a-quiver with excitement in the spirit of things.
Nici took some piccies on her phone on in the streets around Highbury after the
game which I've used in my
report of the big day.
May 22nd 2005
Wow! It seems Arsenal have won the FA Cup. Nici and Tone got squashed,
beer-soaked and generally all-a-quiver with excitement in the spirit of things.
Nici took some piccies on her phone on in the streets around Highbury after the
game which I've used in my
report of the big day.
May 16th 2005
Well spank my bottom and call me Susan! I'm more excited than a man who's just
discovered that fig rolls are on "buy one get one free". It must be because
Worst of the Web has returned from
the grave. If you've not seen it - take a look. It's been by far the most
popular part of the site over the last 2 years.
May 11th 2005
Arsenal 7 - 0 Everton. Oh my god. We just watched the biggest
Premiership win of the last 6 seasons and the Gunners were simply magnificent. Man Utd, count the days until the FA Cup Final. Chelsea, enjoy your time as
champions. Arsenal FC have not even peaked yet...
May 5th 2005
Well it seems we here in the Britain have another 4 years of lies, council
tax and insincere grins. Yes, Blair's still the Prime Minister. Never mind - at
least our Build a Better Blair
will be topical tomorrow morning...
April 28th 2005
After a lengthy sojourn it's time for some more It Came Through My Letterbox
malarkey! Under the doormat and under the spotlight this time is
Professor Kedou, African Spiritual Healer.
http://www.smilemoves.com - Smile Moves. Simply the most courteous,
value-for-money removal people we've ever met. And we should know! Nice people.
London-based and willing to travel.
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